Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Just a Heads Up

This has got to be the best deal of all time, right?


"Eagles Deli Jersey"

I’m going to start with the obvious.  Any person who thinks 3 grand is too expensive for a framed and autographed Matty Ryan Jersey, is out of their mind.  Then you throw in an inscription to a restaurant that stands at the peak of the Epicurean world, and I’m starting to wonder if this Craigslist user is legitimately insane.  I think the path from here is pretty clear…

Buy up the whole lot or make an offer for just the Ryan jersey.  Pay whatever it costs to ship it up from Miami.  Hang the jersey over your fireplace.  Gather your children around and regal them with stories of BC lore.  Tell them about the time you polished off a Godzilla burger and Cajun fries on a September afternoon before settling in to watch Matty Ice (dressed in the all-whites) launch bombs into the Georgia night sky – finding Brandon Robinson in the corner.  Make the kids dust and Windex the frame twice daily.  Finally, when your time on this earth has come, order your family to burry you in the Jersey.

Or if you’re feeling generous, purchase the “Eagles Deli Jersey” and send it to your favorite BC sports blog…

4 comments:

  1. Wow, Eagles Deli must not have held onto that jersey for very long. Matt gave it to them, what, 4 years ago?

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  2. I think Eagles Deli did away with all the BC sports gear when they renovated a year and a half ago. I wonder if they kept any of it.

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  3. GREAT find, but one question about your concluding comment... why would I buy the jersey and send it to ATL Eagle?

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